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December 14, 2000 - Kids Advice To Kids
Welcome to 2TheHeart's Funny Friday!
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"Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents."
~~Billiam Coronel~~
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KIDS ADVICE TO KIDS
Submitted by iVillagers Missygail & Vikki A.
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick,age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer." Hannah, 9
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working." Michael, 14
"Stay away from prunes." Randy, 9
"Never pee on an electric fence." Robert, 13
"Don't squat with your spurs on." Noronha, 13
"Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to." Emily, 10
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." Taylia,11
"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." Traci, 14
"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers." Mitchell,12
"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac." Andrew, 9
"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, 9
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." Armir, 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." Naomi, 15
"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, 9
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." Joel,10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." Alyesha, 13
"Never try to baptize a cat." Eileen, 8
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The Letter Box:
Hello Susan,
This article from Maxine really tickled my funny bone! I hared it with some online friends/family and possibly it may increase your subscribers - It sounds like something that I might do. How embarrasing! Merry Christmas and keep up the interesting subjects.
Norma Liles from Ohio
Dear Funny Friday,
Unexpected Guest was just like something I did once! I was invited to my grandson's for Thanksgiving and he had just bought a new house -that I hadn't seen yet. He told me many of his college friends and some of his girlfriend's family would be there, so I really didn't know many of the other people invited. When I arrived at his house, I parked behind the other cars and waded through the snow to his beautiful double-doored porch. It was halfway open, so I just walked in, shouting "Happy Turkey Day!". Everyone shouted back, and it seemed they were having quite a time. However, I couldn't locate my grandson. I hung around for twenty minutes, visiting, watching football with the rowdies, and finally asked someone where Michael was. Looking blank, the young man said "who is Michael?". I quickly snuck out the way I came in ane retrieved the directions and address from my purse. It was then that I noticed out of the corner of my eye my grandson striding across the street, laughing so hard he could barely walk. I had just spent 20 minutes at his neighbor's house!!! Needless to say, I was the hit of his Thanksgiving shindig.
~Francine M, ND
Dear Funny Friday,
Unexpected Guest had me laughing! I have read many of Maxine Wright's stories on 2TheHeart, and she often brings tears to my eyes, but this time they were tears of laughter! She is one talented (and funny!) lady!
~Barb, MN
Submit your funny stories to: Editor@2theheart.com
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