January 25, 2001 - Funny Shorties!
Welcome to 2TheHeart's Funny Friday!
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Mood Ring ~~
My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.
(Sent by Anne Goodrich)
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The Laws of Frisbee
1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed 'car suck')."
2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than 'Watch this!"
3) The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly
proportional to the cost of hitting it. For instance, a Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy."
4) Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you in the head and knock you silly."
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Funny Shorty:
"One time over at my sons house, we had a house full of people. Anyway, potty time came for me. I got up and stood in front of the bathroom door and waited for someone to come out. Pretty soon one of the kids asked me what I was doing standing there, I told them that I was waiting for bathroom door to open. Then I was told that I had been standing in front of a cupboard door. Talk about being mbarrassed. I was, but also I nearly laughed my head off."
As told to Pat Lowe
pawlowe@televar.com
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The Letter Box:
Re: "He Looks Demented"
Funny Friday,
How touching this story of Ronnie Bray's is today. And how often we do miss a chance to be blessed, by judging other's by look's action's or dress. My prayer today, is that I may never do that again. Thank you for your heart warming stories.
~Verna
Dear Susan,
Ronnie's story was hysterical - until the end and I must admit - I had tears in my eyes. His example is one to remember. It's not often a story can have me rocking with laughter one minute and crying the next! What a wonderful story!
~Brenda W.
Marvelous, divine: let us each "learn the lesson".
~Aleen R.
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"Where does the idea come from that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that." ~Catherine Marshall
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Editor's Note: I bought two of these for my friends at Christmas and they were delighted! I ordered more for Valentine's Day and I can't wait to see them!!
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