Welcome to 2TheHeart's Funny Friday!

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"There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to
look for it.  For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice
it is that wrinkles don't hurt." ~Submitted by Pat Lowe

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A DIFFERENT MEDICINE
by Linda Ferris


A patient called into the office one day and asked me to let the doctor know that the medication he gave her just didn't relieve her constipation.  So after finding the patients chart and reading where the doctor had given her a prescription for one suppository, for her complaint of constipation, I gave the chart and her message to the doctor. 

"You can call in a prescription for one more suppository and if it doesn't work this time, she''ll have to come in to see me" the doctor instructed.

After writing down his orders in her chart, I went back to the patient waiting on hold and gave her the doctor' message.

"Ooookay," she said reluctantly, "but could you ask him if he could give me a different medicine this time?  I really didn't like swallowing that greasy pill."

Linda Ferris
copyright 2001

Linda is a registered nurse, Mom, and freelance writer from Southeast, Michigan.  You can read her award winning heartnote on our website, as well as her stories , One Day At A Time,  Gentle Strength, and With The New Fallen Snow in 2theheart's archives!  www.2theheart.com

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"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."  ~Unknown

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"Why do kamikazes wear helmets ?" ~Unknown

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The Letter Box:


Dear Susan,
I love Funny Friday and look forward to it each week!  Kids definitions of love was so cute - and perfect for Valentine's week!
~Gayla, VT


Dear Susan,
Loved the Love Definitions! It really cracked me up and I forwarded it to all my friends - most of them have now signed up for Funny Friday. 
Thanks!
~Holly


Dear Funny Friday,
I found your list on topica.com when I was looking for humor lists to join.  It is the best one out there! I know I can trust it to give me a good clean uplifting start to my weekend. I read every single funny friday in your archives and my favorites are "Playing Possum", "Kitty Attack", "My Olympic Moment", and "Bartender, Make Mine a Double".  If anyone else is new to Funny Friday, I recommend reading the archives!
~Seth Thompson

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